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Sister's of The Golden Circle by O Henry

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Sister's of The Golden Circle by O Henry

26 Sep 2026 · 18 min

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Drift off with this gentle bedtime story for sleep and insomnia relief, read aloud as part of Calming Anxiety's Books at Bedtime strand. Tonight's tale is Sisters of the Golden Circle, O. Henry's warm, witty New York story about two newlywed brides who understand each other completely in a single glance. It was first published in his 1906 collection The Four Million and is long in the public domain: William Sydney Porter (1862–1910) died more than a century ago.

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In this soothing bedtime audiobook, James Williams of Cloverdale, Missouri, and his bride of two weeks take the top seats on a Rubberneck sightseeing tour of the big city. Just in front of them sit a girl in a tan jacket and a sharp-eyed young man. Then a plain-clothes detective stops the car looking for a burglar called Pinky McGuire, and one bride does something quietly remarkable for another. It ends with O. Henry's signature twist, as tender as it is funny.

The story

Transcribed from the audio, so the odd word may be off. Tap any line while it plays to keep the words in step with Martin's voice.

Books at bedtime by Calming Anxiety, Sisters of the Golden Circle by O Henry.

The Rubberneck Auto was about ready to start. The Mary top riders had been assigned to their seats by the gentlemanly conductor. The sidewalk was placated with sightseers who had gathered to stare at sightseers, justifying the natural law that every creature on earth is preyed upon by some other. The megaphone man raised his inched mint of torture. The inside of the great automobile began to thump and throb like the heart of a coffee drinker.

The top riders nervously clung to the seats. The old lady from Indiana shrieked to be put ashore, but before a wheel turns, listen to a brief preamble through the cardia phone, which she'll point out to you an object of interest on life sightseeing tall. Swift and comprehensive is the recognition of the white man from the white man in Africa wilds. Instant and sure is the spiritual greeting between mother and babe, unhesitatingly doing master and dog commune across the slight gulf between animal and man. In measurably quick and sapient of the brief messages between one and one's beloved. But all these instances set forth only slow and groping into change of sympathy and thought beside one other instance, with which the rubber neck coach shall disclose. You shall learn if you have not learned already. What two beings of all earth's living inhabitants most quickly look into each other's hearts and souls when they meet base to face. The gong word and the glaring at Gotham Car moved majestically upon its instructive tour. On the highest rear seat was James Williams of Cloverdale, Missouri and his bride.

Capitalize it, friend typo, that last word, word of words in the epiphany of life and love. The scent of flowers, the blooty of the bee, the primal drip of spring waters, the overtake of the lap, the twist of lemon peel on the cocktail of creation. Such is the bride.

Holy is the wife, revered the mother, Galipetus is the summer girl, but the bride is the certified check among the wedding presents that the gods send in when man is married to mortality. The car glided up the golden way. On the bridge of the great cruiser and the captain stood, trumpeting the sights of the big city to his passengers. Wide mouth and open eared, they heard the sights of the metropolis thundered forth to their eyes, confused, delirious with excitement and provincial longings. They tried to make ocula responses to the megaphonic ritual.

In the solemn spires of the spreading cathedrals, they saw the home of the Vanderbilts in the busy bulk of the great Grand Central Depot. They viewed wonderingly the frugal cot of Russell Sage, bidding to observe the highlands of the Hudson. They gaped, unsuspecting, at the upturned mountains of the new late Sun. To many, the elevated railroad was the re also on the stations of which uninformed men sat in made chop suey from your tickets. And to this day, in the outlying districts, many have it that chuck corners with his hand on his heart, lead to reform. And that, but for the noble municipal efforts of one parker's, a district attorney, the notorious Bishop Pottergang would have destroyed law and order from the barry to the Harlem river. But I beg you to observe Mrs. James Williams, Hattie Charmers that was, once the bell of Cloverdale. Pay all blue is the brides if she will, and this color she had honoured. Willingly, had the moss rose but loaned to her cheeks of its pink, and as for the violet, her eyes will do very well as they are, thank you. A useless strip of white cha, oh no, he was guiding the auto car of white chiffon, or perhaps it was a grenadine of tool, was tied beneath itch in, pretending to hold her bonnet in place. But you know as well as I do, that the hapenst did the work. Anon Mrs. James Williams face was recorded, a library of the world's best thoughts and three volumes. Volume number one contained the belief that James Williams was the right sort of thing. Volume number two was an essay on the world, declaring it to be a very excellent place.

Volume number three disclosed the belief that in occupying the highest seat in a rubber neck auto they were travelling the pace that passes all understanding. James Williams, you would have guessed, was about twenty four. He will gratify you to know that your estimate was so accurate. He was exactly twenty three years, eleven months and twenty nine days old. He was well built, acted, strong-jored, good-natured and rising. He was on his wedding trip. Dear Kind Fairy, please cut out those orders for money and forty HP touring cars and fame and a new growth of hair and the presidency of the boat club. Instead of any of them turn backward, oh turn backward and give us just a teeny weeny bit of our wedding trip over again, just an hour, a dear fairy. So we can remember how the grass and the popular trees looked and the bow of those bonnet strings tied beneath their chin, even if it was the hampens that did the work. Can't do it? Very well, hurry up with that touring car and the oil stock then.

Just in front of Mrs. James Williams sat a girl in a loose tin jacket and a straw hat.

Adorned with grapes and roses. Only in dreams and milleners shops do we alas gather grapes and roses at once. Wait, this girl gazed with large blue eyes, credulous when the megaphone man roared his doctrine that millionaires were things about which we should be concerned. Between the blasts she resorted to epic tayon philosophy in the form of a pepsin chewing gum. At this girl's right hand sat a young man about twenty four. He was well-built, active, strong, jord and good-natured, but if this description seemed to follow that of James Williams divested of anything cloverdillion. This man belonged to hard streets and sharp corners. He looked keenly about him, seemingly to begrudge the asphalt underneath the feet of those upon which he looked down from this perch. While the megaphone barks at a famous hostelary, let me whisper you through the low-tuned cardiophone to sit tight. For now things are about to happen and the great city will close over them again as over a scrap of ticotaped floating down from the den but broad street bare. The girl in the tan jacket, she twisted around to view the pilgrims on the last seat. The other passengers she had absorbed, the seat behind her was her blue beard chamber. Her eyes met those of Mrs. Williams. Between two ticks of a watch that exchanged their life's experiences, histories, hopes and fancies, and all mind you with the eye. Before two men could have decided whether to draw steel or borrow a match. The bride leaned forward low. She and the girl spoke rapidly together. Their tongues moving quickly like those of two serpents, a comparison that is not meant to go further. Two smiles and a dozen nords closed the confidence. Now in the broad quiet avenue in front of the rubbineck car, a man in dark clothes slurred with uplifted hand from the sidewalk another hurried to join him. The girl in the fruitful hat quickly ceased her companion by the arm and whispered in his ear. The young man accepted proof of the ability to act promptly, crouching low, slid over the edge of the car, hung lightly for an instant and then disappeared. Half a dozen of the top riders observed his feet wonderingly but made no comment, theming it prudent not to express surprise that what might have been the conventional manner of a lighting in this bewildering city. The truant passenger dodged a handsome then floated past like a leaf on a stream between a furniture van and a florist delivery wagon. The girl in the tan jacket turned again and looked in the eyes of Mrs. James Williams.

Then she faced about and sat still while the rubbineck auto stopped at the flash of a badge underneath the coat of a plain clothesman. What's eating you? Demanded the megaphoneist abandoning his professional discourse for pure English. Keep her at anchor for a minute ordered the officer. There's a man on board we want, a Philadelphia burglar called Pinkie McGuire. There he is on the back seat.

Look out for the side, Donovan. Donovan went to the hind wheel and looked up at James Williams. "Come down, old, sporty," said Pleasantly. "We've got you back to sleep, you town fios. It ain't a bad idea hiding on a rubbineck though, I remember that." Softly, through the megaphone, came the advice of the conductor.

Better step off sir and explain, the car must proceed on its tour. James Williams belonged among the level heads. With the necessary slowness he picked his way through the passengers down to the steps at the front of the car. His wife followed. But she turned first her eyes and saw the escape tourist glide from behind the ferns Chavann and slip behind a tree on the edge of the little park, not 50 feet away. Descended to the ground, James Williams faced his captors with a smile. He was thinking what a good story you would have to tell in Cloverdale about having been mistaken for a burglar. The rubbineck coach lingered out to respect for its patrons. "What could be a more interesting sight than this?" "My name is James Williams of Cloverdale, Missouri," he said kindly, "so that they would not be too greatly mortified. I have let this hear that will show you will come with us please," announced the playing close man. Pinky McGuire's description fits you like flannel washed in hot suds. A detective saw you on the rubbineck up at Central Park and phoned down to take you in. Do your explaining at the station house."

James Williams' wife, his bride of two weeks, looked him in the face with a strange, soft radiance in her eyes and a flash on her cheek looked him in the face and said, "O with him quietly, Pinky, and maybe it will be in your favour." And then, as the glaring Gotham car rolled away, she turned and threw a kiss, his wife threw a kiss, and someone high up on the seat to the rubbineck. "Your girl gives you good advice," McGuire said Donovan. "Come on now," and then madness descended upon the occupied James Williams. He pushed his hat far up the back of his head. "My wife seems to think I am a burglar," he said recklessly. "I've never heard of her being crazy, therefore I must be, and if I am crazy, they can't do anything for me, killing you two fools in my madness." "Whereupon," he resisted, arrested, so cheerfully and industriously, that cops had to be whistled for, and afterwards the reserves to disperse a few thousand delighted spectators. At the station house, the desk sergeant asked for his name.

"Look, doodle the Pinky, or Pinky the Brute, I forget which," was James Williams' answer. "But you can bet I'm a burglar, don't leave that out, and you might add that it took five of them to pluck the pink. I'm especially like that to have it in the records." In an hour, came Mrs. James Williams, with uncultommas of Madison Avenue, in a respect compelling motor car and proofs of the hero's innocence. For all the world, like the third act of a drama, backed by an automobile MFG.com. After the police had sternly reminded James Williams for imitating a copyrighted burglar and gave them as honourable at this judge as the department was capable of. Mrs. Williams re-arrested him and swept him into an angle of the station house. James Williams regarded her with one eye. He always said that Donovan closed the other while somebody was holding his good right hand, never before, and he given her a word of approach or of a proof. If you can explain, you began rather siftly. Why you?"

"Dear," she interrupted. "Listen, it was an hour's pain and trial to you. I did it for her. I mean the girl who spoke to me on the couch. I was so happy, Jim, so happy with you, that I didn't dare to refuse that happiness to another. Jim, they were married only this morning, those two, and I wanted him to get away. While they were struggling with you, I saw him slip from behind his tree and hurry across the park. That's all a bit dear. I had to do it." Thus, does one sister of the plain gold band know another who stands in the enchanted light that shines but once and briefly for each one? By rice and sat in bows, does mere man become aware of weddings? But bride, no with bride, at the glance of an eye, and between them swiftly passes comfort and meaning in the language that man and widows what not of.

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